Title: joke
Name: Ooze
Date: Feb  1


one day a drug store had a sale on condoms and they were speical condoms
they were custom fit
they put up a big sign saying custom fit condoms
so this guy comes in and says aaah i want wanna of those you know...
the clerk says go see Marge ile 3 she will help you out
the guys goes to ile 3 and ask Marge about the condoms
Marge quickly grabs the guys crouch and rolls his balls around and then goes
to the loud speaker and says MEDIUM.... WE NEED A MEDIUM FOR THIS GUY!
the guy is all embarassed and gets his condoms and goes on his way
Next guy comes in and says to the clerk I need condoms where are they
clerk says see Marge in ile 3 she help ya
the guy goes to Marge and she grabs his crouch and goes oooh!
she goes to the loud speaker and says LARGE..... WE NEED A LARGE FOR THIS GUY!
the guy is all proud and gets his condoms and leaves
Next a little kid comes in and says aahhh iiiii have a big date and iiii
wannnt....
More: (20)  
clerk looks at the kid who was about 15 and says condoms? ile 3 go ask mMarge
kid goes to Marge and she grabs his balls and rolls them around and she says
eeew
goes to the loud speaker and says CLEAN UP!!! CLEAN UP IN ILE 3!!!


GOOD NIGHT BOYS AND GIRLS

