Title: Why it sucks to be a dick :)
Name: Punkin
Date: Jan 21

]10. You've got a hole in your head.
> 9. Your master strangles you all the time.
> 8. Your head is disproportionate to the rest of your body.
> 7. You shrink in cold water.
> 6. You never get a haircut.
> 5. You always hang around with 2 nuts.
> 4. Your closest neighbor is an asshole.
> 3. Your best friend is a pussy.
> 2. Your scalp gets cut off if you're Jewish.
> And the number one reason why it sucks to be a Dick:
> 1. Everytime you get excited, you throw up.

