Title: Things To Do In A Boring Office :)
Name: Punkin
Date: Nov 20

> >>>Points are awarded on a degree of difficulty basis. You can award
> >yourself extra points for creative execution.
> >
> >ONE POINT GAMES
> >
> >Run one lap around the office at top speed
> >
> >Walk sideways to the photcopier.
> >
> >Find the vacuum and start vacuuming around your desk.
> >
> >Hang a two-foot long piece of toilet roll from the back of your pants
> and
> >act genuinely surprised when someone points it out.
> >
> >Groan out loud in the bathroom cubicle (at least one other
> 'no-player' must
> >be in the bathroom at the time) then say, Geez, that burns!
> >
> >When they're not looking, pour most of someone's fresh cup of coffee
> into
> >your
> >mug leaving them with an inch of brew
> >
> >Ignore the first five people who say 'good morning' to you
> >
> >Phone someone in the office you barely know, leave your name and say
> >
> >"Just called to say I can't talk right now. Bye"
> >
> >To signal the end of a conversation, clamp your hands over your ears
> and
> >grimace. When someone hands you a piece of paper, finger it, and
> whisper
> >huskily, "Mmmmmmm, that feels soooooo good!"
> >
> >Leave your zipper open for one hour. If anyone points it out, say,
> >"Sorry, I really prefer it this way"
> >
> >While riding an elevator, gasp dramatically every time the doors
> open.
> >
> >
> >THREE-POINT GAMES
> >
> >Say to your boss, "I like your style" and shoot him/her with
> >double-barrelled fingers.
> >
> >Babble incoherently at a fellow employee then ask "Did you get all
> that, I
> >don't want to have to repeat it"
> >
> >Page yourself over the intercom (do not disguise your voice)
> >
> >Kneel in front of the water cooler and drink directly from the
> nozzle.
> >(there must be a 'non-player' within sight).
> >
> >Shout random numbers while someone is counting.
> >
> >
> >FIVE POINT GAMES
> >
> >At the end of a meeting, suggest that, for once, it would be nice to
> >conclude with the singing of the national anthem (extra points if you
> >actually launch into it yourself).
> >
> >Walk into a very busy person's office and while they watch you with
> growing
> >irritation, turn the light switch on/off 10 times.
> >
> >For an hour, refer to everyone you speak to as 'Bob'.
> >
> >Announce to everyone in a meeting that you "really have to go do
> number
> >two".
> >
> >After every sentence, say 'mon' in a really bad Jamacian accent. As
> in,
> >"the report's on your desk, mon". Keep this up for one hour.
> >
> >While an office mate is out, move their chair into the elevator.
> >
> >In a meeting or crowded situation, slap your forehead repeatedly and
> >mutter, "Shut up, damm it, all of you just shut up!"
> >
> >At lunchtime, get down on your knees and announce: "As God is my
> witness,
> >I'll never go hungry again".
> >
> >In a colleagues diary, write in 10am: "See how I look in tights".
> >
> >Carry your keyboard over to your colleague and ask "You wanna trade?"
> >
> >Repeat the following conversation 10 times to the same person:
> >"Do you hear that?"
> >"What?"
> >"Never mind, it's gone now"
> >
> >While talking to a colleague, pick your nose and eat the booger.
> >
> >Come to work in army fatigues and when asked why, say, "I can't talk
> about
> >it"
> >
> >Speak with an accent (French, German, Porky Pig, etc) during a very
> >important conference call.
> >
> >Tuck one pant leg into your sock and when queried, answer, "not now
> and
> >walk away".


Heheheh
