Title: Evaluation
Name: Tamarindo
Date: Nov 13

Here is a performance evaluation my boss gave me at work!

Knowledge
1. ___ The son of a bitch really knows his shit.
2. ___ Knows just enough to be dangerous.
3. ___ National spokesman for "Lobotomies-R-Us."
4. _X_ Fucker's brain-dead. Wood has higher I.Q.

Accuracy
1. ___ Does excellent work when not masturbating.
2. ___ Acceptable; passed math the fourth time.
3. ___ Takes off his shoes to count higher then ten.
4. _X_ Can't count his balls and get the same number twice.

Attitude
1. ___ Very cooperative (kisses ass frequently).
2. _X_ Brown noser in poor standing.
3. ___ Often pisses off co-workers, thinks its his job.
4. ___ Doesn't give a shit; never did; never will.

Reliability
1. ___ Dependable little cocksucker.
2. ___ Can rely on him at evaluation time.
3. ___ Can rely on him to be the first one out the door.
4. _X_ Totally fucking worthless.

Appearance
1. _X_ Extremely neat; even combs his pubic hair.
2. ___ Looks great at evaluation time.
3. ___ Ugly son of a bitch.
4. ___ Flies leave fresh dog shit to follow him.

Performance
1. ___ Goes like a son of a bitch if money is involved.
2. ___ Goes OK around evaluation time.
3. ___ Works only if kicked in the ass every two minutes.
4. _X_ Couldn't do less work if he were in a coma.

Leadership
1. ___ Carries a chain saw to get good results.
2. _X_ Occasionally told to get fucked.
3. ___ Mother Theresa tells him to goto hell.
4. ___ Couldn't lead a pack of wolves to meat.


