~*~Vertebraker~*~: that or start a spitting contest from the bed to the toilet.
~*~Demonic~*~: i know this much i have never tried to not laugh so hard in m
y life
~*~Vertebraker~*~: but her first shot is the only one she gets.
~*~Vertebraker~*~: so hope she's practiced.
~*~Vertebraker~*~: you assfucked her and she farted?
~*~Demonic~*~: no
~*~Demonic~*~: hell no
~*~Vertebraker~*~: laf:)
~*~Demonic~*~: i dont do anal
~*~Demonic~*~: oh my god
~*~Demonic~*~: eeeeewwwwwww
~*~Vertebraker~*~: hahaha
~*~Vertebraker~*~: best picture eh?
~*~Vertebraker~*~: makes me laugh. and i don't know wtf she is
~*~Earwax~*~: now, if i wasn't a virgin (which i am), i imagine that i'd hav
e been with at least a few that farted during sex
~*~Demonic~*~: if a chick asked me to fuck her in the ass,i'd look at her and sa
y bitch you crazy
~*~Vertebraker~*~: heh:)
~*~Vertebraker~*~: So what made you laugh?
~*~Vertebraker~*~: Her penis size?
~*~Vertebraker~*~: heh
~*~Demonic~*~: nah
~*~Demonic~*~: the fact she gaged on my nut juice
~*~Demonic~*~: thats is what made me laugh
~*~Vertebraker~*~: snicker
Earwax tells you: fear demonic
~*~Demonic~*~: i tried to hold it back
~*~Demonic~*~: but couldnt
You tell Earwax: laf.. nod.
~*~Earwax~*~: nut juice? fear
~*~Demonic~*~: you know how your gf can tell if you have a high sperm count righ
t?
~*~Demonic~*~: if she has to chew before she swallows
~*~Vertebraker~*~: lol
~*~-*-~*~ Demonic hears his gf going num num num taste like raw oysters
~*~Vertebraker~*~: stfu
~*~Demonic~*~: lol
~*~Vertebraker~*~: sick bastard :)
~*~Earwax~*~: ok, i never thought i'd say this, but this conversation has go
tten a little too extreme for me
~*~Vertebraker~*~: laf:)
~*~Demonic~*~: you know why women have 2 sets of lips right
~*~Vertebraker~*~: no kidding...
~*~Demonic~*~: so they can piss and moan at the same time
~*~Earwax~*~: more information about demonic's 'nut juice' than i ever want 
to have heard...think i'm going to take this cigarette and try to burn the memor
y out of my head
star laf
~*~Vertebraker~*~: laf
~*~Vertebraker~*~: this from the "hot sauce and the chorizo" guy no less
~*~Earwax~*~: afk lighting my cigarette and burning my melon
~*~Demonic~*~: rotflamo
~*~Demonic~*~: and yall thought you were bad
~*~Vertebraker~*~: nod. You beat us in the pure human filth department. You win.

~*~Demonic~*~: hey verte you know women have 3 good uses in life 1 if you wa
nt a beer they will go get you one , 2 they will have one with u most the time ,
 and 3 they can bury a bone and not get thier nose dirty
~*~Earwax~*~: why did the blonde have a bruised bellybutton?
~*~Vertebraker~*~: But I'm sure dozens of lucky ladies share in your victory par
ty, with talk of nut juice, chorizos, and throat problems.
~*~Demonic~*~: dont know earwax why
~*~Earwax~*~: nog the nutjuice
~*~Earwax~*~: her boyfriend was blonde too
~*~Demonic~*~: lol
~*~Earwax~*~: nutjuice always turns the hotties on
~*~Vertebraker~*~: this from the dood who logs in and says: "Hey, Ain't Love Gra
nd?"
~*~Demonic~*~: what do you called 13 blondes on roller skates?
~*~Earwax~*~: nothing like going up to a woman and saying hey bitch, you look th
irsty...for some NUT JUICE
~*~Demonic~*~: a mobile sperm bank
~*~Vertebraker~*~: lol earwax.
~*~Demonic~*~: or saying hey you want to sick my prick cap
~*~Earwax~*~: woot, hey babe, yeah, i'm in the export business, and i'm about to
 deliver a load right to your doorstep - of NUT JUICE
~*~Vertebraker~*~: "woot"
~*~Earwax~*~: in usmc we used to go around and use bad pickup lines - a slap
 meant you got a beer
~*~Demonic~*~: heres one for you
~*~Earwax~*~: so we'd be going around to women saying shit like 'you like apples
? let's fuck how you like those apples'
~*~Vertebraker~*~: laf:)
~*~Earwax~*~: we got kicked out of a lot of bars
~*~Earwax~*~: never really knew why
~*~Demonic~*~: hey baby want to have a prick cap with a side of nut juice
~*~Vertebraker~*~: too much.
~*~Vertebraker~*~: the boundaries of bad taste were crossed long ago...
~*~Demonic~*~: lol
~*~Vertebraker~*~: fear mosobp's scrollback
~*~Earwax~*~: shit, i never knew we were on the other side of the boundary
~*~Demonic~*~: lol
~*~Earwax~*~: i was sure i had my cardboard box firmly planted on this side 
of it
~*~Demonic~*~: like i said late night / earlier morning on nirvana
~*~Earwax~*~: mosobp prolly taking notes
~*~Vertebraker~*~: prob jacking off to demonic's nut juice talk
~*~Earwax~*~: he's prolly sitting there saying, hrm, damn, i gotta try that 
nutjuice line
~*~Vertebraker~*~: lol
~*~-*-~*~ Mosobp Yawns
~*~Earwax~*~: bet he's sitting in the mirror striking a pose going, Hey bitch, h
rm, nah, that's not right
~*~Vertebraker~*~: Mosobp spurts.
~*~Vertebraker~*~: I mean, arrives.
~*~Vertebraker~*~: HI MOSOBP.
~*~Mosobp~*~: hello
~*~Earwax~*~: get the wetnap out and wipe your hands off before typing mosob
p...we know whatchu been doing
~*~Mosobp~*~: nah im just sittin here laughing my ass off at you guys talkin bou
t your nut juice while i play diablo 2
~*~Vertebraker~*~: heh:)
~*~Demonic~*~: that as bad if noirceur  coming of with hey baby want to play
 with this suck puppies nut juice
~*~Earwax~*~: no, we were discussing demonic's nutjuice
~*~Vertebraker~*~: uh...
~*~Demonic~*~: did u just cross the line
~*~Demonic~*~: or was that 20 miles back and 3 right turns
~*~Vertebraker~*~: no, didn't understand what the hell you just said:)
~*~Earwax~*~: you see, demonic has a high sperm count, so it comes out extra
 chunky - campbells made a whole line of soups based on it in fact - so he was l
amenting that all his many womens gotta chew before swallowing
~*~Vertebraker~*~: lol
~*~Demonic~*~: not my fault they say it taste like raw oysters
~*~Earwax~*~: i'm a confirmed virgin (meaning i'm celibate and shit) so all this
 is way over my head
~*~Mosobp~*~: now see if they gotta chew there is something wrong with that
~*~Demonic~*~: hey they said the like thier clam chowder chunky
~*~Vertebraker~*~: how do you confirm virginity on a dood?
~*~Earwax~*~: well, you can sniff my dick - it smells like my right hand, no fis
hy smell there or nothing
~*~Vertebraker~*~: "Don't worry Mom and Dad. Look for yourself. My balls still a
re on Full."
~*~Earwax~*~: lol
~*~Demonic~*~: yeah i havent spill any nut juice
~*~Earwax~*~: nog, the lovely shade of blue that my nutsack is tinted would be a
 tipoff
star laf
~*~Vertebraker~*~: laf
~*~Demonic~*~: opps earwax what that hangin off your chin
~*~Vertebraker~*~: "opps!"
~*~Earwax~*~: they look like 2 cantaloupes with a string bean between them
~*~Mosobp~*~: no that is the dog off of national lampoons van wilder
~*~Demonic~*~: mosobp i told you dont play with that in public now look what u d
id
~*~-*-~*~ Demonic hands earwax a towel
~*~-*-~*~ Vertebraker vomits on Armageddon.
~*~Earwax~*~: someday though, i'll be like demonic, and have all the fine wo
mens
~*~Vertebraker~*~: nog.. all the oompa loompas will come gimping along, clutchin
g their assholes.
~*~Vertebraker~*~: One day Wax.  One day.
~*~-*-~*~ Demonic listen to earwax exclaim i want to grow up to be like demo
nic so all the women will love my nut juice!
~*~Vertebraker~*~: Why not ball fluid?
~*~Earwax~*~: she said she wanted 6 inches and a knockout so i fucked her tw
ice and hit her in the head with a brick
~*~Vertebraker~*~: or Scrotum slop. That's a good one.
~*~Earwax~*~: or testicular sap
~*~Vertebraker~*~: laf
~*~Vertebraker~*~: yeah... testicular sap wins.
~*~Vertebraker~*~: How about some groin syrup on your waffles?
~*~Earwax~*~: hrm, non-clap induced puslike penis discharge
~*~Vertebraker~*~: laf
~*~Demonic~*~: what about cream of cockle
~*~Earwax~*~: fear the groin syrup lol
~*~Earwax~*~: hrm, baby, how about i slather some of this nutjuice on your cotta
ge cheese thighs
~*~Vertebraker~*~: nog.. Have some seconds of my pancakes and groin syrup.
~*~Demonic~*~: we offically lost it
~*~Earwax~*~: it's a damn good thing none of this will be on star history for ot
hers to read
~*~Demonic~*~: yeah i know
~*~Earwax~*~: someone log this scrollback lol
star The hummingbird digs deep into the depths of tree with his beak.  He deftly
 retrieves a healthy portion of what he's been looking for: Nature's own testicu
lar sap.
~*~Vertebraker~*~: The hummingbird digs deep into the depths of tree with his be
ak.  He deftly retrieves a healthy portion of what he's been looking for: Nature
's own testicular sap.
~*~Earwax~*~: and burn it
~*~Demonic~*~: cause it would destory our standing
~*~Earwax~*~: lol
~*~Demonic~*~: well this has been fun
~*~Demonic~*~: and being uncoth
~*~Vertebraker~*~: still laughing at testicular sap.
~*~Earwax~*~: hey baby, you really make my flux capacitors whistle and chime
, hows about we go back to my pod and we see about my upgrading your receptors w
ith my implant
~*~Vertebraker~*~: laf
~*~Earwax~*~: i'm talking wd40 here babe, nothing but the best for you
~*~Vertebraker~*~: "whistle and chime".  fuck you!
~*~Demonic~*~: lol
~*~Vertebraker~*~: "Whoa, you're really turning me on." ~BIONICS ENGAGED~
~*~Earwax~*~: LOL
~*~Demonic~*~: well see yall later today
~*~Vertebraker~*~: laf. later.

