Personal Notes:
   My software never has bugs. It just develops random features.  
   To know recursion, you must first know recursion
   Life's unfair - but root password helps!  
   Real programmers don't document. If it was hard to write,
      it should be hard to understand.  
   Computer programmers know how to use their hardware.  
   Death:   Life's way of saying, "You can let go of your ankles now." 
   Here are your messages: You have 30 minutes to move your car. You 
      have 10 minutes. Your car has been impounded. Your car has been
      crushed into a cube. You have 30 minutes to move your cube. 
           - My answering machine.
