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|               Bomb Shelter G-Files                  |

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|           The Terror Bears on the Rampage           |

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|                   Darkside 444                      |

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"Loving and caring can save the world."

"Oh golly, thanks Care Bears (tm) for all your help, 

and I promise I'll be a good little boy from now on and

worship mom, dad, and the president because they are

good and they support caring."

"Ok Billy, we hope you learned your lesson."



Two children were sprawled in front of the idiot box

viewing the end of the care bears' movie, and were

thoroughly enjoying it.  At least, supposebly.  One

was around 4 or 5, the other was older maybe 16 or

so.  The 16 year old was sprawled on the couch, fast

asleep.



Little did they know, a small black dimensional field

was opening up down the hallway; it spewed forth small,

dark, dank, furry bodies, who were eagerly taking

hiding places among the furniture.



All at once, the dimensional field closed up and one

of the furry figures walked into the living room where

the two children were.  The small girl turned around

and exclaimed:



"Oh Mike!  A care bear (tm)!"

The teen on the couch mumbled something, and turned over.



The furry figure reached down to the small girl and said

in a low snarling voice:



"Wrong runt, a Terror Bear."

With a strong arm, he lifted up the little punk, and hurled

her out the second story window.  Glass shattered and

the teenager on the couch woke up and looked at the bear.



"What the fuck, a furball." 

He studied the bear.  It looked like on of those digusting

care bears, except on it's stomach instead of a smiley

face or flower, was a mushroom cloud.  It had pure white

eyes and dark black fur.  The other bears looked almost

alike, except each had a different picture on his stomach,

and had a darker or lighter color fur.



The other bears filtered into the room and circled the

astounded kid.  Some of the bears proceeded to smash

the t.v. set, rip pictures off the wall, piss in a flower

pot, set the couch on fire, and raid the refrigerator

at the same time.  Crackling laughter suddenly sounded

throughout the room, and machine gun fire riddled the

kid on the couch.



"Insane bear, you dipshit, we could have interrogated the

sap."  said the leader, named Death bear.

Insane bear continued to laugh, until silenced by a

bear with a corroded stomach called Rotten bear.



Death bear immediately started barking out orders, and

the house became a flurry of activity.  Everything of

any worth was taken; jewelry, silver, gold, vases, 

oriental rugs, and a computer.  



Suddenly, a bear called Asshole bear came into the main

room where orders were being given.



"Death bear, we have enemies stationed out front!"

"What kind of enemies, Asshole?" Death bear asked.

"Ahhh, the care bears oh supreme master."

"Shit."



Death bear ordered the rest of the terror bears to

draw their weapons and get ready for battle.  The

bears punched out the front windows of the house to

see the care bears out front, climbing out of their

cloud boat.  Insane bear suddenly ran at the carebear

line intent on blowing them all away with his machine

gun.



The carebears ordered a care bear stare, and Insane

bear was instantly vaporized.  Death bear immediately

screamed out Death Plan A and the terror bears went

into action.



Fire bear started spewing liquid nitrogen onto the care

bears taking out at least five and Demolition bear

stealthily snuck onto the care bear cloud ship to

install a myriad of explosives.



The rest of the terror bears ingaged in hand to hand

combat.  Knife bear, Grenade bear, Smell bear, and

most of the rest defeated their opponents.  A

yell suddenly sounded throughout the battlefield:

Demolitions bear was on fire and was proceeding to

jump off the cloud ship.



"I fucked up majorly!" he screamed.



The terror bears knew what this meant so they all hit the 

deck as the ship exploded prematurely.  



Eighteen hours later, a paw surfaced beneath the rubble.

It pressed a button on its wrist and a small interdimensional

door opened, and he stumbled into it.



"We'll be back."



A Bomb Shelter G-File Production

