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Prologue
Introduction to Death
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Welcome to the Introduction to Death (or what to do when your
blood runs out).  This books gives 
a quick guide to all dead people in dealing with death.
It outlines how to cope with death and what organisations
exist to make your transition from life into death just that
much more pleasurable.

These pages and compiled and updated by the dead imps of Kilmarizan.
They suffered from a tragic accident with an egg beater and a sword
and have been stuck in the afterlife ever since.  After
a few thousand years they decided it would be useful to do something
to pass the time.  They then started this book and began delivering
it to newly dead things, such as yourself.

I hope you find reading this book fun and enjoyable.  Remember
dying is not an end, it is merely a different way of looking at
an end.
.EP

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This book has 3 chapters, they are:
Chapter 1  -  Oh no!  I have died!  What now!
Chapter 2  -  Surviving death.
Chapter 3  -  I am so lost, how do I get home?
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